Here are some random quotes to get your day going...

Quotes from the ole College...created in a "drunken stupor"

- Whoopie! Woohoo! La De Da! Blah Blah Blah!
- I love the world, but I love Go Sasaki the most!
- Remember, it's not a webpage, unless it has very many random and annoying EXCLAMATION MARKS and print in CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
- This is how we do it, yeah!
- LIANG FOREVER! ASIAN POWER! ENGLISH MAJOR! TOXIC WASTE EVERYWHERE!
- WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- I wish that I had registered for Otakon earlier...but I didn't...now we're 15 bucks in da hole...yeah, uh huh!
- I don't think I'm going to put this page up, but my friend Johnny said that he would no matter what!
- YEAH!
- GO BABY! GO HONEY! GO GO GO!
- SCV GOOD TO GO, SIR!
- IKE, GIANT ROBO!!!!!
- MMMM....ORANGE GOO.....MMMM......
- ER....HUUUH??????
- SAITOH HAJIME, MOTO SHINSENGUMI SAN BAN TAI KUMICHO!!!
- VOGLER! VOGLER!!!  *Go-sensei cries*
- SHI NE, BATTOUSAI!!!
- CHEESE...TOO MUCH, CHEESE........*gargle*
- I LIKE CHEESE....hee hee...heh heh...er?
- *PIG NOISE!* (oink?)
- I LIKE PIGS. I LIKE PHROGS. THEY ARE CUTE!
- I REALLY DON'T LIKE HER, I HAVE AN I.P.D....iRRATIONAL pERSONAL dISLIKE...!
- I DON'T LIKE HER, SHE'S TOO PERKY...
- SCOREBOARD: GO = ULTIMATE WINNER, MONICA = LITTLE WINNER, ANDREW = LITTLE LOSER, JOHNNY = OFF THE SCALE ULTIMATE LOSER
- *RAISE THE THUMB, DOWN WITH THE THUMB!*
- SHONEN VS. SHOUJO, JOHNNY VS. TERRI....SUPER SAYAJIN LEVEL #3!!! SAILOR MOON POWER!!!
- I HATE KENJI, HIS HAIR SUCKS!!!
- SHI-SHI-O SAMA!!!
- SHOSEN KONOYOWA JUKUNIKU KYOSHAKU...TSIYOKEREBA IKI, YOWA KEREBA SHINU!!!
- *Mortal Kombat music in background* KANO! LIU KANG! IT IS TIME FOR THE SAMURAI TO DIE!!!
- FIRE PEAS!!! APRICOTS!!!
- GUYS, I'M TIRED!!!
- *Go covers his mouth, and laughs horribly* O-HO HO HO HO!!!
- RUN AND SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!!!
- CAUSE WE'RE 31337, BAYBEE!
- SO RODION, WHAT DID YOU WANT? *squirt*
- CAN I TRUST YOU GUYS? No. Ok. HAVE A COOKIE! *squirt*
- HEY KAREN, WAIT UP! *squirt*
- TSUYOSHI-KUN! *grrrrrr....ARGH!*(#%Y@_&T#!%@&....*o cho*....HAYAMA!*
- HAYAMA...AKUMA YO, AKUMA!!!
- MA SAKA!!!
- NO, I AM NOT FROM THAT VIRGINIA, I AM FROM NORTHERN VIRGINIA!!!
- TODAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Quotes from ole Virginny

- I'm sorry Scott, that's going to be mistake #(fill in the blank)
- What do you mean it isn't THX?
- What? This is Tarzan? That must be some mistake, We swear we were going to Star Wars!
- Ohta, you're taking a motorcycling class...er....
- So Scott, we're going to your house to play Aliens vs. Predator, right?
- Ollie, you blew it on the parking job...
 

Real Quotes

-"I grieve for the morning, I grieve for the night,
for they are those, who shall never see each other's sight." - J
- "I have a bad feeling about this..." - Star Wars
- "A sword is a weapon. Kenjutsu is the art of killing. No matter what you say, that is its true nature." - Hiko Seijuuro
- "I am sorry you cannot see it. A sword alone does not make an era, only a man can do that." - Himura Kenshin
- "This world is about survival of the fittest. The weak are food for the strong. The strong survive, and the weak die."
- Shi-Shi-O Makoto